Monday, October 23, 2006


Exhibit A:

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, an hour ago this bed was freshly made - and yet, now, it bears the unmistakable indentations of a Hairy Intruder!”

Exhibit B:

“Please forgive the coarse nature of this Photographic Evidence. As you can see, the Bunwad Roll on the left bears the mark of the Feline Culprit, who, unable to wipe her own ass, leaves the unused paper in a heap on the floor! Shocking!”

“Who, me? Why, I’ve been here resting on the sofa the whole time! Yeah, that’s the ticket! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”

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