Wednesday, October 25, 2006

A GROUCHY, YET HAPPY, BIRTHDAY

Denny

The Grouchy Old Cripple may not be getting any Grouchier...but he is getting older. And that’s always a good thing, considering the alternative.

Today, Denny carves another notch in the Gunstock o’ Life, having blown away another Annual Solar Circumnavigation. And when I say “blown away,” I mean it. Denny does not sit back and let life happen to him; he goes out and wrestles its ass to the ground. He takes great vacations in exotic places, he goes scuba diving, he skis, and he holds a pilot’s license has flown private aircraft solo.

He can hang with the Blown-Eyed Blodgers one day, and then go with his Sommelier Guild buddies and enjoy fine wines and Gourmet Grinds.

Plus, he plays a Mean Axe.

He does not suffer fools gladly. Trolls who leave asinine, obnoxious, or stupid comments on his site get Grouchisized™.

Happy birthday, Denny! May you have many, many more, without limit to any good thing.

Now, Esteemed Ones: Go thou and congratulate him!

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