Yes, Esteemed Readers, there is more to me than the sunny Happy-Face I put on during the day. There is much more...and some of it is Sinister and Perverse.
But my Dark Secrets must now face the white-hot light of day, thanks to Mr. Dax Montana.
Yeah, leave it to a guy who grows turgid at the sight of a lady with an eye-patch, who harbors dreams of Fleshly Congress with the empty orbit beneath...
Leave it to him to rat me out.