TRANSCENDENTAL DEFECATION

If this guy keeps writing in this vein, we’ll have to start calling him “El Crapitan.”

Seriously, dude (that word may be pronounced “dood” or “doody” at your discretion) - you seem to be making a bid for the Golden Plunger, that fine award once bestowed by Yours Truly on the late, great Rob Smith. Who’s your competition these days? Og? Velociman?

Now, if you will kindly excuse me, I think I will go meditate.

Ommmmmmmmmmmmm (ungggghh) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...