The infamous Kaboom! Tree.
I think that I shall never see
A hazard like the Kaboom! Tree.
A tree that lurks beside a farm,
The sloppy motorist to harm;
A tree that sits astride the street,
To threaten those with leaden feet;
A tree that may in summer wear
A smashed Volkswagen in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Today? A drunken driver’s brain.
Blogposts are made by fools like me,
Watch out for yonder Kaboom! Tree.
[Apologies to Joyce Kilmer.]
What the hell is the Kaboom! Tree? You may well ask. It’s simply a humongous old tree that sits on the side of Zion Hill Spring Road - one of the little country roads near Eric the Blade’s place. The tree is strategically placed at a sharp curve in the road so that any car that misses said curve will find itself coming into violent conflict with it.
The name, by the way, was bestowed by Eric, even though he gives me credit for it. At least, I’m pretty sure he named it. Once the single malt starts flowing, it’s kinda hard to tell who said what after a while...