Yes, McSweeney’s has shot down another one of my list submissions.
I suppose I can’t complain - I’m batting about .500, with half my submissions ending up on their site. And just because they took a pass, it doesn’t prevent me from inflicting my material on you, my Esteemed Readers. So here it is:
WHEN THE NCAA DECIDES THAT IT NO LONGER WISHES TO HOLD ITS TOURNAMENT IN MARCH.
June Jumping Around a Whole Lot!
July Jumping Around a Whole Lot More!