Vanity, vanity, all is vanity -
At least, in this Carnival. Oh, the humanity!
Eric Berlin has compiled the insanity
It’s a mountain of blogposts all high and granite-y
And all of it’s funny - no Colmes and Hannity,
No “Save the Whales” or “Protect the Manatee,”
No earthquake, tsunami, or other calamity.
So go thou and risk your delicate sanity
And visit this Carnival of the Vanities.