Prince Charles, in the week before his wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles, is reported to be in a “cranky mood,” according to The Today Show.
And She Who Must Be Obeyed knows why:
Prince Charles, you will recall, once famously expressed his desire to be reincarnated as Miss Parker Bowles’s tampon, in a telephone call that was intercepted by a British tabloid.
Now, with the wedding fast approaching, Charles realizes that if Camilla is not already menopausal, she will be - real soon.
Which means he’ll be out of a job...
[Linked to today’s Beltway Traffic Jam at Outside The Beltway]