Wednesday, January 17, 2007

IT’S A LIVING: A 100-WORD JOB DESCRIPTION

In my new job, I’m what you might call a specialist.

My profession is not noted for being selective about its clients. “If you got the dime, I’ve got the time” is the order of the day for most of my colleagues. Me, I’ve got standards.

My customers are all in the pipe and fixtures business.

Hey, it makes sense. The guys have plenty of cash - hell, they make more than surgeons. And they have needs.

I have needs too. My new job helps pay for my “medication.”

I’m not just a crack whore. I’m a plumber’s crack whore.

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