Here’s something different: a movie of Elder Daughter and the Mistress of Sarcasm in Cowtown - Foat Wuth - a few years ago. The girls took turns riding one of those mechanical bull contraptions, much to the amusement of the spectators.
Elder Daughter put her game face on, but she was only able to hang on for a few seconds - like 99% of the people who try riding that thing. [Astute observers will note that my ass was nowhere near getting on it. Stupid, I’m not.]
Next up was the Mistress of Sarcasm...and after a while, that amusement turned to awe as people saw that she could stay on the damn thing.
What they didn’t know was that the Mistress is an experienced Horsie Rider.
After normal measures failed to dislodge her, the operator, wanting to free up his machine for the next victim, resorted to Dirty Tactics: the Death Spiral, which finally knocked the Sarcastic One out of the saddle.
The voice in the background is none other than frequent commenter Morris William.
[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Rory for the YouTube connection.]