Sunday, December 04, 2005

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The legendary Dax Montana - one of the infamous Jawja Blown-Eyed Blodgers - is a true Renaissance Man.

Sure, the Daxster likes to play the Redneck - hunting, fishing, wearing camo, eating grits - but there’s more to him than meets the eye. Lots more.

For one thing, he’s getting involved in the publishing business. A risky venture to some, but Dax has the drive and determination to succeed.

That’s not all. He is a connoisseur of the Fine Arts. Musical theatre, film, television - these are all home to the redoubtable Mr. M. And if all that were not enough, he’s an aficionado of Jazz-Rock Fusion, well-versed in the great music of the 1970’s.

Nutty, offbeat sports? Dax is your man. Bizarre sex? The guy wrote the book.

And did I mention model rocketry? Dude’s a damn scientist to boot.

Gourmet cooking? Dax has got more BAM! than that skeevy little Emeril fucker.

Only trouble is, he’s wound up a tad tight thanks to all these Varied Interests trying to find a home in that skull of his. There are days when the sight of Yet Another Turkey Sub is likely to send him right over the edge...

Screamin’ Dax

Just Damn!

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