I inadvertently stumbled upon the Magic Summoning Ritual that causes Matata to appear instantly...and it doesn’t even require a can opener.
Last night, as I got ready to turn in, I stood by the side of the bed. As is my wont, I scratched myself for a moment or two.
She Who Must Be Obeyed has ordered me not to disclose the Scratchable Location, but in the interest of Disseminating Knowledge, I’ll simply tell you that it was south of center-line. Rhymes with guts. Or Scotch. OK?
And immediately, Matata leapt up to the bed and rolled on her back. That ho-bag.
Damn if she doesn’t think she’s human. I’m surprised SWMBO hasn’t booted her out of the house.
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