SEARCH ME...

Or, better yet, search for something bizarre, and find me.

It’s always amusing to see the search terms people stick into Google or Yahoo or...whatever, that somehow direct them to Blog d’Elisson. Here are the top 25:

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enema blog (Google)

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tornado dreams (Google)

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"weird music" (Google)

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"cream pie" +history (Google)

fast of First-Born (Google)

seinfeld enema (Google)

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mcsweeney's creationism (Google)

airplane windows (Google)

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"enema blog" (Google)

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Cats wuth Kidney failed (MSN)

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anyone related to the defeos (MSN)

I-Mac reggae (Google)

It’s not on the list above, but if you Google the words “latkes constipation,” this blog comes up first on the list of results. It’s no Googlewhack, but...latkes? Constipation?

And I’m here to tell ya, I’m not quite sure what to make of someone who types the words “Seinfeld enema” into a search engine. I mean, what is it exactly that these people are looking for?

Whatever it is, I’m not sure I really want them to find it. They sure as hell won’t find it here. Yeef.