Blog d'Elisson: FRIDAY ARK

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“Got-dam Philistine! Is NOTHING sacred to you?” - Acidman

“The Bard of Affliction...” - Houston Steve

“My hat’s off to Elisson! All hail Elisson!”
- Laurence Simon

“Elisson’s blog: mysterious...like unraveling a turban and finding a moist dildo inside.” - Kevin Kim

“...Obi-Wan Kenobi of Georgia...”
- Cowtown Pattie

“...when I grow up, I want to be Elisson.” - MetroDad

“Elisson ain’t right. We know that.”
- Velociman

“Elisson...has totally gone off the deep end.” - Dax Montana

“...of many talents...”
- Rahel Jaskow

“...the ever insightful Elisson...”
- David Bogner

“...Elisson, my man...I’m impressed...you are the man...” - Straight White Guy

“You make my heart sing.”
- Sissy Willis

“...maniacal, obsessive rants about duck fat...” - Steve H. Graham

“In a world almost entirely without heroes, Elisson stands alone...”
- skippystalin

“I really want to whup [Elisson] upside the haid...” - Meryl Yourish

“The world is a much stranger place since I began reading your blog, Elisson.”
- Kimberly

“…the cat’s ass in his trademark white fedora…” - Jim

“...R’ Blog Shem Tov...”
- Erica Sherman

“By gadfrey, sir...You’re the most amazing character... there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next, except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.”
- Ivan G. Shreve

“Elisson, you are such a Renaissance Man you make Newton, Descartes & Copernicus look like Larry, Moe & Curly!”
- El Capitan