REGIS PHILBIN DOMINANT

First Dick Clark has a stroke, and then I make my move on New Year’s Eve. Now all that stands between me and World Domination is Mark Hoback’s Virtual Occoquan. If I can just get him to put me on the cover, I could be ruling the planet by Groundhog Day...and I can crush Jay Leno’s nuts into butter!



Issue Number 68 of VO is up. It’s not just a bunch of Salon bloggers...Mark even lets riff-raff like this Elisson guy play in his sandbox. Come in and admire my manly physique!