Thursday, November 08, 2007

Volume 13.

Yet more stuff that should be in the dictionary but isn’t.

Previous installments of the Blog d’Elisson Dictionary may be found in the Archives: Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10, Volume 11, and Volume 12.

Library of Cacangress [lai-bre-ri uv ka-kan-gres] (n) - A restroom, specifically one in which the user reads before, after, or during the acts of micturition and/or defecation.

“Where the hell does Charlie think he is, the Library of Cacangress? He just disappeared into the third floor men’s room with the whole Sunday New York Times. Is he gonna read it or wipe himself with it?”

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