THE LATE, GREAT MR. SMITH

Rob Smith picks a few tunes in Austin, May 1.

If vitriol is to your taste,
Then visit the Acidman’s place
Where he sprays his invective
In a way most effective.
To neutralize him you’d be base.

He’s a blogger of such great renown,
He’ll admit that he pees sitting down.
“So I don’t get quarts
Of hot piss in my shorts!”
Explained Mr. Smith with a frown.

[Limerick left as a comment at Gut Rumbles back in December 2004. Tasteless? Sure! But he liked it...]