There’s an old joke in which Mickey Mouse orders an ice cream sundae. The person taking the order asks, “Crushed nuts?” And Mickey Mouse says, “No, I’ve always talked like this.”
Perhaps inspired by this little tale, one of the Minyan Boyz shared this True Story with me today:
It seems my friend - a Master of the Quick-Witted Comeback Line - was at an ice cream parlor, ordering a sundae. The waitress took his order and then asked, “Would you like your nuts crushed?”
To which my friend replied, “No, thank you. Would you like to have your tits shot off?”
She never came back to the table after that...