Tuesday, December 02, 2008

JUST A SLIGHT LEXICAL ADJUSTMENT

From the Fox News website:

Indian police have heard the first full account of what led up to the devastating attacks in Mumbai from the only asshole captured alive, who told authorities that he was ordered to kill “until the last breath,” the U.K.’s Daily Mail newspaper reported Sunday.

Azam Amir Kasab, 21, the only asshole to survive a raid by Indian commandos, told authorities that the attacks included 10 assholes in a heavily orchestrated plan devised six months ago, that hoped to kill 5,000 people — targeting mostly “whites, preferably Americans and British,” the Mail reported.

Kasab was captured after being shot in the hand by police in south Mumbai on Wednesday night, the Sunday Times of London reported. A policeman and one other terrorist were killed in the same encounter.

Kasab was captured after being shot in the hand by police in a standoff near Chowpatty beach, a popular evening destination for local families, in south Bombay, also known as Mumbai, on Wednesday night. A policeman and one other asshole were killed in the same encounter.

The assholes reportedly posed as students during a visit to Mumbai a month ago, to familiarize themselves with the city’s roads and to film the “strike locations.”

Kasab confessed to being a member of the Pakistani asshole group Lashkar-e-Taiba, a Pakistani motherfucker group believed to be connected to Al Shithead.


Perhaps it would be helpful if news agencies adopted a new lexicon when dealing with events such as the recent attackes in Mumbai. To call these people “militants,” “gunmen,” or “fighters” gives them an undeserved legitimacy...and even the term “terrorist” is losing some of its stigma in a world grown numb to the most atrocious of acts.

So let’s start calling them what they really are, these cowards who kill innocent civilians.

They are assholes. Twats. Motherfuckers. Shitheads.

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