Tuesday, December 16, 2008

CLICHÉ-O-MATIC

One of my old Blog-Buddies, happily returned from a nine-month hiatus several weeks ago, has come up with an invention so wondrous... so perfectly suited to our times... so necessary... that I am gobsmacked with awe and delight. Spittleflecked, if you will, with profound amazement and amusement.

Esteemed Readers, may I present Charlie Hatton and his Cliché-O-Matic™.

No longer must you use tired, worn-out old expressions and catchphrases. Be the first one on your block to use sparkly new expressions and catchphrases!

Fame may elude you - after all, who remembers the person who first uttered “All Your Base Are Belong to Us” or “Klaatu Barada Nikto”? But you will feel the pride of Electronically Assisted Creativity. Try it today!

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