MS FOUND IN A BASEMENT

[Being the Verbatim Transcription of a letter from Morris William (SWMBO’s younger brother) to his mother, written from summer camp in July, 1979 at the ripe age of thirteen.]

Dear Mom, Hows life?
Everything here is fine.
this is for Rootie [the family dog - Ed.]:
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf? Arf Arf
arf arf Rootie Arf. arf Arf Arf
Arf mom & dad arf. Hows
dad. you need to send
me some pool clogs the other
ones broke. Well thats about
it
       Love,
         Morris William