Friday, February 01, 2008


To him that makes the Jesus Fish,
I have but one most heartfelt wish.
The love for God you have inside -
You’ve plastered it upon your Ride,
Where it’s exposed to Muddy Splatter.
(Such treatment for the Things that Matter!)
The Ass-End of your dumpy Ford
Declareth that you love the Lord.
Methinks you’d show God more respect
Were you a tad more circumspect:
The heart that goeth “thumpa-thumpa”
Should not be worn upon your Bumpa.

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