Wednesday, November 02, 2005


As is my custom, I am most helpful whan nobody has asked for, or desires, to be helped.

Nevertheless, Velocimonkeybait Velociman needs help. Afflicted with the happy company of Yet Another Simian Buddy, he is, and she’s a beauty:

Princess Tallulah
[The V-Man attracts monkeys like rice do white; like a porch light do June bugs; like shit do flies. What is it about him?]

But she needs a name. Show your creativity in the comments!

Update: This Monkey Business is far worse than I thought.

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