Friday, December 11, 2009

ANOTHER USELESS STATISTIC

According to my Sitemeter, this little exercise in self-aggrandizement and time-wastage should see its 400,000th visitor sometime in the next couple of days.

400,000. Yeef.

If you were to assume that each site visit was from a different person (an obviously wrong assumption), and you were to lay those people head-to-toe, it would make a line of (very uncomfortable) people 43.4 miles long. Mash ’em all into a single cube, and that cube would weigh something like 31,000 short tons... somewhat shy of a Metric Buttload, but still impressive.

The fact is, however, that this site somehow does attract Repeat Offenders Visitors, some of whom I have actually met face-to-face. It’s one of the little pleasures of This Bloggy Thing We Do.

But whether we have broken bread together in Real Life, or are solely Electronic Acquaintances, I’m glad you have stopped by to visit my demented little corner of the Internet...

<BARTLES & JAYMES>

...and thank you for your support!

</BARTLES & JAYMES>

Update: Visitor #400,000 (IP 69.254.192.172) zoomed through Sunday evening, December 13, at 11:46:44 pm EST, from somewhere in Tucson, Arizona. Next milestone: half a million!

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