Neighbor, splayed out on the carpet like an ink splotch.
On first glance, Neighbor looks an awful lot like an ink splotch against the light beige tone of the carpet.
But the Mistress of Sarcasm knows better.
“Why, this is no ink splotch... it’s my kitty!”
Update: With Og’s comment to inspire me, I’ve created a Rorschach-Kitty. Look below the fold...