Sunday, January 03, 2010

THE NEW VENTURE: A 100-WORD STORY

Dan’s new venture exceeded all expectations. His order book was full, and his appointment calendar was crammed with home demonstrations.

He smiled. If this kept up, he could buy that Boxster he wanted. Oh, yeah, that’d attract the ladies. And that meant more customers... for those ladies flocked to buy his products, the best in the business.

No cheap materials for him. Triple-ply stainless with a copper core, his wares conducted heat perfectly and could be used with just a smidgen of oil.

Dan was poised for success, proudly offering the finest, most durable designer dildos: Steely Dan’s Waterless Cockware!

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