Friday, January 01, 2010


She Who Must Be Obeyed has been on a new food program for the last four weeks, and so far her results have been spectacular: over ten pounds lost, along with several inches from all of the key physical measurements.

She looks wonderful.

Only thing is, her diet seems to be low in fiber. SWMBO hasn’t seen the inside of a restroom in weeks. Hasn’t needed to.

This made me a little nervous, so I checked the list of ingredients on one of her pre-packaged meals. Everything looked to be exceptionally well-balanced, with sensible proportions of protein, carbohydrates, fats, and minerals. A closer look at the list, though, and suddenly it all made sense. Because one of the major ingredients is the miraculous new medicament...


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