Friday, July 22, 2005

THE DON: A 100-WORD STORY

After all these years, you think they’d finally figure it out. But no.

If I had to blame somebody, I’d blame that Cervantes fellow for getting it backwards. But what do you expect from one of these “creative” types? I’m a busy man, and I don’t have the time to explain the intricacies of my profession to every Tomàs, Ricardo, and Hernàndez that comes along.

Especially when that profession is unusual.

Don Quixote is my name. Agricultural architectural restoration is my game.

What do I do?

I restore correct vertical alignment to air-powered size reduction equipment.

Yep. I untilt windmills.

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