She Who Must Be Obeyed tells me that people don’t like to read about crap. And I guess she’s right...although the immense popularity of the Famously Constipated Dooce™ would seem to put the lie to that assertion.
So when I cooked up this particularly vile limerick, I figured it would be better not to post it in the open, where it would horrify my Esteemed Readers. Instead, you’ll have to hunt for it...by looking in the Comments to this post or by clicking on this link.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.