Thursday, February 10, 2005

THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX



“What animal is it that has four legs in the morning, two legs in mid-day, and three legs in the evening?

“Give up?

“Give up?

“Give up?

“No, it’s not a metaphor for humanity, ya dumb twit. You humans are such egocentric turds.

“It’s...it’s...a cockroach amputee with a prosthesis...on a bad day! Yeah, dat’s it!”

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