THE WISDOM OF BILLY BOB

I refer here not to some anonymous Imaginary Redneck, no. Not some creation sprung from the brow of a latter-day Jerry Clower.



I refer to my late, much beloved Father in-Law, who really was Billy Bob. The veritable Father of She Who Must Be Obeyed, who always used to say:

“A bean is a bean, but a pee is a relief.”

Words to live by.