JACKASS DU JOUR

You can’t avoid the Road-Jackass - especially not in Florida.

Here’s one we saw the other day:



Can you tell which one’s the Jackass? Sure you can. He’s the fuckbubble in the far right-hand lane, the one who belatedly decided that he needed to turn left.

Here’s a news flash, asshole. Next time you find yourself in this situation, all you have to do is turn right, then hook a U-turn at your earliest opportunity. Now, go choke on a peach pit. Dick.