Wednesday, June 03, 2009


Jackass du Jour

Here’s a woman who is enjoying that most modern of Stupid-Ass American Pastimes: texting while driving.

Sadly enough, she was not the only one I saw today. But she earns Jackass du Jour status simply by virtue of my being able to snag a picture of her at a stoplight.

If I were King, I’d have her head impaled on a stake by the roadside as a warning to distracted drivers. It’d get people’s attention, sure enough... and probably cause them to drive into a ditch while they gaped at it.

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