GOOD QUESTION

So we’re watching Paula Deen make a couple of billion-calorie “salads” - one a sort of chicken salad and one a Kitchen-Sink Affair containing broccoli, Cheddar cheese, diced onion, cherry tomatoes, raisins, bacon, mayo, vinegar, sugar, pepper, and salt. Ham, turkey, or chicken optional, sez the Deen of Southern Cooking.

“Great for lunchboxes, great to keep in the refrigerator for an afternoon snack for the children...great for a bedtime snack...These are perfect for that late-night snack.”

Quoth SWMBO: “Who eats that kind of shit before they go to bed?”