AN IMPERTINENT QUESTION FOR KEESIE

“Keesie” being, of course, the inestimable KeesKennis.

Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?

A: You osculate its tit a lot.

[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Gary for the miserable joke. Not so miserable, of course, that I did not post it here...]