Monday, December 11, 2006


You know how when there’s an occasion coming up that involves Gift-Giving, and some people are smart enough to shop for all the things they need to buy well in advance, and they buy all that stuff and in some cases wrap it up and in other cases just leave it in its original packaging, and they stick it all in the closet for safekeeping and they hope nobody finds it before the Gift-Giving Occasion arrives, and yet somehow when you’re looking for some Random Shite and you stumble upon this closet fulla all kinds of crap, most of which you’ve never seen before, and you see that one of the boxes has somehow broken open and you can see what’s inside?

That never happens to me.

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