ICH BIN EIN JELLY DOUGHNUT: A 100-WORD POEM

Sometimes, after dinner,
I crave a Berliner -
That noble and perfect dessert.

But a gluttonous sinner
Will bite his Berliner,
An act that may cause it to squirt -

Take a napkin and pin ’er
Between your Berliner
And you. It will keep off the dirt.

Then enjoy your Berliner
(It won’t make you thinner -
Your diet it’s likely to hurt.)

You might want your Berliner
Washed down with some gin, or
Some human breast milk - you pervert!

I feel like a winner
When I eat my Berliner
Without getting jam on my shirt.

After dinner? Berliner!