Friday, December 08, 2006

FRIDAY RANDOM TEN

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And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

Hello, this is Elisson, bringing you this week’s Friday Random Ten, that dopey weekly post in which I offer up a mixed bag o’ moozik from the Little White Choon-Box. What’s on tap for us today?
  1. Bad Boy - The Beatles
  2. Underground - Ben Folds Five
  3. Prelude (Main Title) - Bernard Herrmann, Vertigo
  4. Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink - Frank Zappa

    Hi and howdy doody
    I’m the union man
    You can call me Rudy
    Any you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?

    You know I’m pleased to meet ya
    Been tryin’ all day to reach ya
    The union’s here to help every one of you
    Rock ’n’ Roll stars
    Rock ’n’ Roll stars

    You boys know we care so much
    About the way they treat ya
    They send a guy like me to every gig

    Just to get
    A chance to meet ya
    To check and see
    No wrong’s been done
    That’s one good reason
    I carry a gun
    I hope the bulge
    Don’t bum you out
    Wanna get a good look?
    Let me pull it right out!
    Let me pull it right out!
    Let me pull it right out!
    Let me whip it right out!

    Rudy!

    Hi and howdy doody
    I’m the union man
    You can call me Rudy
    Any you boys not paid up on your cards?

    You know I’m pleased to meet ya
    Been tryin’ all day to reach ya
    The union’s here to help every one of you
    Rock ’n’ Roll stars
    Ha ha ha ha!

    Welcome to Chicago
    Welcome to L.A.
    Welcome to our local here
    You’ll always hear me say
    The work is here; it’s a couple a bucks
    I’m sure you’re glad to pay
    Whip it out, here’s your receipt
    Now I’ll go away
    Now I’ll go away
    Now I’ll go away
    Now I’ll go away
    Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
    Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
    Away-ay-ay-eh-eh-yeah
    Poo-aah...

  5. One Angry Dwarf (live) - Ben Folds Five
  6. This Velvet Glove - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  7. Human - Goldfrapp
  8. Uf Dem Anger - Were Diu Werlt Alle Min - Christian Thielemann, Orff: Carmina Burana
  9. Sheik of Araby - Paul Blackman
  10. Poème Électronique - Edgard Varèse
It’s Friday. What are you listening to?

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