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Hello, this is Elisson, bringing you this week’s Friday Random Ten, that dopey weekly post in which I offer up a mixed bag o’ moozik from the Little White Choon-Box. What’s on tap for us today?
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Say, for example, you’re on a flight from Washington, D.C. to Dallas, Texas. You enjoyed a fine dinner of Chicken Korma last night, but old Mr. Colon is a bit peeved with you right now, and he is threatening to take it out on your fellow passengers.
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Hello, this is Elisson, bringing you this week’s Friday Random Ten, that dopey weekly post in which I offer up a mixed bag o’ moozik from the Little White Choon-Box. What’s on tap for us today?
- Bad Boy - The Beatles
- Underground - Ben Folds Five
- Prelude (Main Title) - Bernard Herrmann, Vertigo
- Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink - Frank Zappa
Hi and howdy doody
I’m the union man
You can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?
You know I’m pleased to meet ya
Been tryin’ all day to reach ya
The union’s here to help every one of you
Rock ’n’ Roll stars
Rock ’n’ Roll stars
You boys know we care so much
About the way they treat ya
They send a guy like me to every gig
Just to get
A chance to meet ya
To check and see
No wrong’s been done
That’s one good reason
I carry a gun
I hope the bulge
Don’t bum you out
Wanna get a good look?
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me whip it right out!
Rudy!
Hi and howdy doody
I’m the union man
You can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards?
You know I’m pleased to meet ya
Been tryin’ all day to reach ya
The union’s here to help every one of you
Rock ’n’ Roll stars
Ha ha ha ha!
Welcome to Chicago
Welcome to L.A.
Welcome to our local here
You’ll always hear me say
The work is here; it’s a couple a bucks
I’m sure you’re glad to pay
Whip it out, here’s your receipt
Now I’ll go away
Now I’ll go away
Now I’ll go away
Now I’ll go away
Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Away-ay-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Poo-aah... - One Angry Dwarf (live) - Ben Folds Five
- This Velvet Glove - Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Human - Goldfrapp
- Uf Dem Anger - Were Diu Werlt Alle Min - Christian Thielemann, Orff: Carmina Burana
- Sheik of Araby - Paul Blackman
- Poème Électronique - Edgard Varèse
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