CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS

With Internet buzz likely to propel Snakes on a Plane into the Summer Stupid-Movie Box-Office Stratosphere, you can be sure that there are plenty of sequels already in development.

The intrepid reporters at Blog d’Elisson have managed to snag a copy of a list of some of these Upcoming Pieces of Shit Exemplars of Cinematic Achievement. Here they are:

• Goats on a Go-Kart
  
  
• Slugs in a Submarine
  
  
• Roaches in a Rocketship
  
  
• Lungfish in a Limousine
  
  
• Vipers in a Volkswagen
  
  
• Beetles on a Bus
  
  
• Leeches on a Log Flume
  
  
• Rats at the Rodeo

and the perennial favorite,

• Clowns in a VW Bug

Of course, it wouldn’t be Blog d’Elisson without

• Turd in a Punchbowl

Release dates range from Winter 2006-07 to Summer 2009. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait!