Wednesday, May 17, 2006


Snakes on a Plane

With Internet buzz likely to propel Snakes on a Plane into the Summer Stupid-Movie Box-Office Stratosphere, you can be sure that there are plenty of sequels already in development.

The intrepid reporters at Blog d’Elisson have managed to snag a copy of a list of some of these Upcoming Pieces of Shit Exemplars of Cinematic Achievement. Here they are:
  • Goats on a Go-Kart

  • Slugs in a Submarine

  • Roaches in a Rocketship

  • Lungfish in a Limousine

  • Vipers in a Volkswagen

  • Beetles on a Bus

  • Leeches on a Log Flume

  • Rats at the Rodeo
and the perennial favorite,
  • Clowns in a VW Bug
Of course, it wouldn’t be Blog d’Elisson without
  • Turd in a Punchbowl
Release dates range from Winter 2006-07 to Summer 2009. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait!

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