Tuesday, May 09, 2006
ASK MR. DEBONAIR
Mr. Debonair, International Man of Mystery.
Dear Mr. Debonair,
Is it ever acceptable to urinate in public?
Signed, Moist ’n’ Curious
Only if you cannot be observed. This is why elevators are favored for clandestine micturition.
See how, in the picture above, the gentleman is able to urinate with nobody the wiser, thanks to the screening effect of the planter.
Taking a crap in public: now, that’s strictly over the top. Do not do it.
[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Livey for the pic.]