INSPIRATION STRIKES...

...resulting in this series of Haiku.

And what better inspiration is there than the recent publication of the novel Star Struck, by none other than Miss Pneumatic herself, Pamela Anderson?

She has big titties.
They’re her only claim to fame.
It sure ain’t her brain.

Watch the tape: you’ll see
Tommy Lee look at her. A
“Penetrating” stare.

I like reading books
That are packed full of typos.
Did someone say “titts”?

News bulletin: Flash!
A shortage of silicone!
Where did it all go?

Our sources reveal
That Pamela Anderson
Cornered the market.

Look out! She crushes
All in her path. You could say
She’s a “Jug-gernaut.”