Tuesday, September 27, 2005

BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES: THE ZERO EDITION

Well, actually, it’s the 117th edition, but since the redoubtable Jay Allen - the Zero Boss his ownself - is hosting the Bonfire this week, I thought I should provide Suitable Recognition in the Post Title.

And, thanks to a combination of my late submission and Jay’s natural propensity for perversity, Yours Truly once again is the lead-off batter. Woo-fuckin’-Hoo!

Jay, you’ve done a sterling job with this Bonfire. It’s been a long time since the host of the ’Fire has turned the Snark ’n’ Venom knob up to 11, and yet isn’t that what this Self-Inflicted Roast-Fest is all about?

Marshmallows all around, yo.

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