Tuesday, February 02, 2010


Eric, the Straight White Guy, is apparently suffering from an unfortunate medical condition. Please join me in wishing him a speedy recovery.

As unfortunate medical conditions often do, this reminds me of a joke my buddy Irwin likes to tell. Seems there was a young lad who, while taking a leak, had the misfortune of having the toilet seat fall, whereupon his little penis was smashed between the seat and the rim of the bowl.

The boy’s wails of pain brought the nursemaid a-running. She immediately figured out what happened and began gently stroking his petzl in order to try to comfort him.

The lad’s sobbing gradually abated. Still sniffling, he said to the nursemaid, “Now, kiss it.”

She answered, “You and your father should both rot in hell.”

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