Tuesday, July 14, 2009


Howard Stern has been claiming to be the “King of All Media” for years.

The two-word takeaway from that sentence? “Has Been.” ’Cause there’s a new king in town, Howie.

Who dat? Me, of course!

First the New York Times... and now, Woman’s Day (Yes - Woman’s Day!), who managed to get their hands on my Strasburg Pie photo.

There’s gotta be a way to parlay this into a Food Network show. And then, with the truckloads of money that throws off, I can finally open my House of Meat Restaurant. I’ll kick Emeril’s ass, you betcha!

Next stop: The Tonight Show, followed by the big screen! It’s just a matter of time.

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