Elisson sports the Colander du Jour. This one, a sort of Metallic Top Hat, bears the Food Network logo.
Though salespeople might get pissed,
There is one thing I can’t resist:
A Colander, to wear upon the Head.
One benefit (I have no doubt),
It keeps the Alien Voices out.
Try one today, in Silver or in Red.
If people would adopt the goals
Of wearing Metal Hats with Holes,
The world’s problems would be at an end -
So wear a Colander with me,
And Foolishness will set us free!
What better way, an afternoon to spend?
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