A RANDOMLY-SELECTED ZAPPA LYRIC

Well, not so random. I played this in the car yesterday, mainly because I like it.

And imagine my pleasant surprise to find out that Gilad (the Mistress’s BF) knew all the lyrics:

Fine Girl

Oh yeah,
She was a fine girl
She could get down wit de get down
All de way down
She do yer laundry
She change a tire
Chop a little wood for de fire
Poke it around... if it die down

Oh yeah,
She was a fine girl
She go up in the mornin’
She go down in the evenin’... all de way down
She do the dishes
If you wishes
Silverware too
Make it look brand new... when she get through

Oh yeah,
She was a fine girl
Outa this world

Well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well

Oh yeah,
She was a fine girl
She could get down wit de get down
All de way down
She do your laundry
She change a tire
Chop a little wood for de fire
Poke it around... if it die down

Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
With a lovely smile
With a bucket on her head
Fulla water from de well
She could run a mile

Oh yeah
She wouldn’t spill a drop
It’d stay on top
Her head was kinda flat
But her hair covered that

She was a fine girl
Didn’t need no school
She was built like a mule
With a thong sandal
Well, wasn’t no kinda job she could not handle
She could get down... wit de get down
All de way down

We need some more like dat, in dis kinda tow-win
We need some more like dat, in dis kinda tow-win