A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GORGONZOLA FAR, FAR AWAY...

...there was this nutcase who liked to submit stuff to Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency in the hopes of getting it published.

And once in a while he got lucky, and they would publish his stuff, no matter how bizarre or stupid it was.

Of course, there were plenty of times they would respond with a polite “No, thank you.” And at that, they were nice enough not to say that “your stuff is a steaming heap of shite,” or some similar sentiment.

But today, the nutcase got lucky again. On the other end of that link, you’ll find this:

Names of Cheeses Inspired by Star Wars Characters.

Queso-Gon Jinn
Jar Jar Brie
Darth Gouda
Bib Fontina
Lando Camembrissian
Princess Leiakranz
Grand Moff Tilsit
Jabba the Hutvarti
Boba Feta

Yeah, I know. It made them groan, too - but they published it anyway.