Denny Wilson, the Grouchy Old Cripple, in a non-grouchy moment.
You’d be grouchy too, if some asshat out-of-control skier crashed into you and gave you a subdural hematoma.
That’s the situation our favorite Grouchy Old Cripple is dealing with right now. It’s a potentially deadly injury, but Denny is a tough bastard who will be back to speed (keyn ayin hora) before too long.
Tough, yes: As the Wiseass Jooette herself says,
Denny is the Chuck Norris of cripples. When Denny does a pushup, he isn’t pushing himself up — he’s pushing the earth down. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Denny.I expect it won’t be too long before our favorite SRF® is back, filling the Interwebz with Saturday boobage, blonde jokes, and guitar; Sunday metal; Monday puns; and the inimitable AOTW.
Update: More on Denny’s current condition here.