GROUCHY, FOR A REASON

Denny Wilson, the Grouchy Old Cripple, in a non-grouchy moment.

You’d be grouchy too, if some asshat out-of-control skier crashed into you and gave you a subdural hematoma.

That’s the situation our favorite Grouchy Old Cripple is dealing with right now. It’s a potentially deadly injury, but Denny is a tough bastard who will be back to speed (keyn ayin hora) before too long.

Tough, yes: As the Wiseass Jooette herself says,

Denny is the Chuck Norris of cripples. When Denny does a pushup, he isn’t pushing himself up — he’s pushing the earth down. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Denny.

I expect it won’t be too long before our favorite SRF­^® is back, filling the Interwebz with Saturday boobage, blonde jokes, and guitar; Sunday metal; Monday puns; and the inimitable AOTW.

Update: More on Denny’s current condition here.