Thursday, January 15, 2009


It’s colder than the ice cubes in a glass.
It’s colder than the hair on a polar bear’s ass.
It’s colder than the nipple on a witch’s left tit.
It’s colder than a box full of penguin shit.
Man, it’s cold!

The Arctic Express has come to Marietta, Georgia. Temps should be in the teens tomorrow morning, and are likely to be in single digits by Saturday.

It is no longer Wet T-Shirt Season; it is, however, Niff Stipple Season.

Update: 6:00 Friday morning, and it’s 14°F (-10°C). Oy.

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