When a man gets to being near my age,
There’s a lesson he must take to heart:
You may trust in love,
Or the Good Lord above -
But never trust a fart.
A flatulent blast may betray you,
With Non-Gaseous Content, O Guys.
So if, while you’re pishin’,
You attempt an emission,
Beware of the Nasty Surprise.
Just keep them old cheeks clamped together,
Until you are safe on the throne.
If you dare take a chance,
And you fill up your pants,
You are sure to be sleeping alone.
When a man gets to being near my age,
There’s a lesson he must take to heart:
You may trust in love,
Or the Good Lord above -
But never trust a fart.
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